Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
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