4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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