how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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