she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
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