sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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