soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
send nudes
from the living room?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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