Whoa Z and x make the same sound
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
She bit a glass in half.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
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