OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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