i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
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