Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
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