Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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