11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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