i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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