): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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