i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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