2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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