areolas are like halos for boobs.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Someone shattered a urinal.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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