You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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