well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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