im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Need sex. Gaining weight.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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