I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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