i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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