Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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