I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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