VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I take back everything I said about communal showers
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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