discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
The feeling are messing with the penis
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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