idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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