I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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