I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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