What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
If I die, sorry about rent.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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