Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
She told me I should be a condom model.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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