with your own penis?
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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