Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I could make wine with my vomit
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
home. puking in laundry basket.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
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