i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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