You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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