As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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