I don't usually arrange sex via text message
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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