I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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