I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
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