If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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