You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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