I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Betty ford says i'm here all night
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
When did angry sex become our thing?
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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