is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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