I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
So. Much. Porn.
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