STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I will be naked everywhere
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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