shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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