were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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