that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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