Joe is yelling at the trees again.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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