how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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