Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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